WHY he BITE my ASS
Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?
My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours
Me: Understandable, have a nice day
this is what it’s like having siblings
Accurate
the screech lmfaooo
the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression
This makes me laugh so hard every time.
This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore
because he’s galloping?
WELL?!? DID YA?!?!
I will never not reblog this.


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